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We're Skydiving Elephants
2023-12-05We're skydiving elephants, bulging and bold.We're dazzling and daring; a sight to behold.We leap from our airplane at dizzying heights,to soar...
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Slim Sam's Ship Shop
2023-12-05Slim Sam's Ship Shopsells Sam's shrimp ships.Trim Tom's Chip Shopsells Tom's shrimp chips.Slick Nick's Snack Shacksells Nick's...
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Roddy Rapscallion
2023-12-05I'm Roddy RapscallionI'm rowdy and rude.I'm coarse and I'm callous.I'm crabby and crude.I'm gross and uncivil.I'm hardly a...
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Alphabet Break
2023-12-05I'm learning all my ABC's,I'm good at D, E, F and G's.I've mastered H and I and J,and memorized the letter K.I've studied L, M...
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Peter Prim the Fire-Eater
2023-12-05Peter Prim the fire-eaterate a propane camping heater,followed by a butane lighter,and a barbecue igniter.Next he drank some gasoline,and a quart of k...
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Useless Wristwatch
2023-12-05My wristwatch has no minute handupon it's empty face,and where the hour hand should bethere's nothing there but space.My wristwatch simply won...
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My Cat Likes to Sleep
2023-12-05My cat likes to sleep in the morning.She naps on my pillow till ten.She'll then grab a nibble of breakfastand move to the couch in the den.She'...
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My Elephant is Missing
2023-12-05I cannot find my elephant.He must have run away.He isn't on the sofawhere he promised he would stay.I've looked around the living room,the kit...
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Bradley Beard is Rather Weird
2023-12-05Bradley Beard is rather weird;the strangest kid around.He grabs his socks and pulls them upand rises off the ground.He'll tug on his suspendersor ...
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I Bought My Mom an Apple
2023-12-05I bought my mom an applebut it wasn't red or green;it was more like bluish-purpleor some color in-between.I wouldn't call the blueberriesI bou...