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Ogden Myers Spun His Tires
2023-12-05Ogden Myers spun his tires,he loved to squeal and skid them.He liked to make black tire marks,though traffic laws forbid them.The screeching noise, th...
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Binkley
2023-12-05Every springtime an earthworm named Binkley,gets so blinkin' wet he gets wrinkly.The rain keeps on sprinkling and Binkley keeps drinkinguntil he...
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The Cow Town Ballet
2023-12-05This here is the story of Jed Beaudelay,who once was the head of the Cow Town Ballet,the greatest of all of the old western sights,for Jed would take ...
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I Cloned Myself on Friday Night
2023-12-05I cloned myself on Friday night.By Saturday at threemy clone had made another clone.They both looked just like me.They walked like me and talked like ...
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Rest in Peas
2023-12-05Here lies the body of Izzy Dunn-Eaton.It's hard to believe what he tried.He tasted the school cafeteria foodand Izzy Dunn-Eaton done died....
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My Elephant Thinks I'm Wonderful
2023-12-05My elephant thinks I'm wonderful.My elephant thinks I'm cool.My elephant hangs around with meand follows me into school.My elephant likes the ...
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Royal Tea
2023-12-05Today the Earl of Sandwichis having lunch with me,and then His Highness, Earl Grey,is visiting for tea.At dinnertime, the good Sir Loinwill sit down a...
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State Capitals
2023-12-05Our homework assignment was simply to write downthe capitals of every state.I wrote down MONTANA, NEW YORK, INDIANA.I thought I was doing just great.I...
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Vacation Frustration
2023-12-05Our family vacationed in Europe.We flew to the beaches of Spain.We hopped on a ferry to England.We traveled through France on a train.We lugged all ou...
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My Mouse is Rather Fond of Cheese
2023-12-05My mouse is rather fond of cheesefrom hereabouts or overseaslike cheddars, parmesans and briesin brick or wheel or ball.He'll eat ricotta, feta to...