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Mrs. Gordon's Garden
2023-12-05Mrs. Gordon's garden growsnot a radish nor a rose.Not a beet or blade of grassin the bed beside our class.Not a truffle. Not a tree.Not a pepper n...
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An Elephant Followed Me Home
2023-12-05An elephant followed me home todayafter waiting outside my class.He patiently puttered around all dayplaying hopscotch and munching grass.He followed ...
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Chicken Pox Connect-the-Dots
2023-12-05I got a case of chicken pox.My skin was strewn with spots.And so I grabbed a markerand I played connect-the-dots.I started on my pinky toes.The lines ...
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Alphabetical Order
2023-12-05Here at school our seats arealphabetically assigned.A's and B's are right up frontwhile Z's are way behind.Aaron sits up front in class.Za...
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December Substitute
2023-12-05Our substitute is strange becausehe looks a lot like Santa Claus.In fact, the moment he walked inwe thought that he was Santa's twin.We wouldn'...
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I'm Practicing Telepathy
2023-12-05I'm practicing telepathy.I'm learning ESP.I'm getting mental imageslike pictures on TV.I thought I'd pick your brain a bit.I thought I...
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Einstein's Brain
2023-12-05I heard that they've got Einstein's brainjust sitting in a jar.I don't know where they keep it,but I hope it isn't far.I need to go an...
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Belinda Brooks Loved Library Books
2023-12-05Belinda Brooks loved library books,She hoarded them all for herself.She'd check them out to spread them aboutor straighten them up on a shelf.She ...
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Ancient Romans, Ancient Greeks
2023-12-05Ancient Romans, ancient Greeks,carved for days or often weeks,working fingers to the bone,writing words in blocks of stone.Just imagine all the yellin...
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Underwater Sandwich
2023-12-05My sandwich is soggy and falling apart.The crust and the lettuce are floating away.I guess that it probably wasn't too smartto play with it here i...