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I'm Getting Sick of Peanut Butter
2023-12-05I look inside my lunch box,and, oh, what do I see?A peanut butter sandwichstaring glumly back at me.I know I had one yesterday,and, yes, the day befor...
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Amanda Ate an Orange
2023-12-05Amanda ate an orangeand an olive and a peach.Since then her teacher always keepsthe crayons out of reach....
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Samantha Cinderella Scott
2023-12-05Samantha Cinderella Scottwas told she'd have to have a shotThe doctor said, "You're somewhat sick;I think a shot should do the trick.&quo...
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While Talking on the Homophone
2023-12-05While talking on the homophoneI heard the strangest thing.I heard a girl named Summer Winterfall into a spring.I heard a knight who mournedfor Eve and...
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Cinderella, Soccer Player
2023-12-05Cinderella stunk at soccer.She was bad at basketball.Though equipment filled her lockershe could hardly play at all.Baseball, football, hockey, tennis...
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Ants in the Lunchroom
2023-12-05Appearing this morning at quarter past ninethey entered our lunchroom and mustered a line.They seemed to be dancing, or whistling a tune,then ran out ...
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Brandon Branson's Backpack
2023-12-05Brandon Branson's backpackis unusually large.He drags it into schoolthe way a tugboat drags a barge.The main compartment holdsabout a hundred hard...
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Our Mother's at a Meeting
2023-12-05Our mother's at a meetingfor some big, important deal,and couldn't be at home tonightto cook the evening meal.She left some short directions f...
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I'm Building a Rocket
2023-12-05I'm building a rocket.As soon as I'm doneI'm taking my friendson a trip to the sun.But what to you meanthat the sun is too hot?Oh well, I ...
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At History I'm Hopeless
2023-12-05At history I'm hopeless.At spelling I stink.In music I'm useless.From science I shrink.At art I'm atrocious.In sports I'm a klutz.At r...