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I'm Feeling Rather Full Tonight
2023-12-05I'm feeling rather full tonight.I couldn't eat another bite.I couldn't eat a half a bean,or even taste a tangerine.I couldn't lick a l...
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I Bought a Maserati
2023-12-05I bought a Maseratiand a new Mercedes-Benz,plus a brand new LamborghiniI could show off to my friends.I purchased a Ferrariand an Aston Martin too,and...
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My Personal Slave
2023-12-05I'm making my brother my personal slave,so now when I greet you my brother will wave.He'll do all my homework; he'll take all my tests.He&...
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I Think My Dad is Dracula
2023-12-05I think my dad is Dracula.I know that sounds insane,but listen for a moment andallow me to explain.We don't live in a castle,and we never sleep in...
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Terrible Dream
2023-12-05I'm feeling rather ragged.I'm feeling rather rough.I'm looking like I stayed up late,and didn't sleep enough.I went to sleep at bedtim...
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Dreaming of Summer
2023-12-05I'm dreaming of warm sandy beaches.I'm dreaming of days by the pool.I'm dreaming of fun in the afternoon sun,and week after week of no sch...
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If School Were More Like Baseball
2023-12-05If school were more like baseballwe'd only have to play.We'd hang out in the sunshineand run around all day.We wouldn't have to study.We...
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Hooray! Hooray! It's New Year's Day
2023-12-05Hooray! Hooray! It's New Year's Day!The day we start anew.So this year I've decidedto become a kangaroo.Or maybe I will learn to fly,or ho...
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Frank, the Frog Collector
2023-12-05I'm Frank, the frog collector,and I'm happy to reportmy collection's nearly finished;I have frogs of every sort.I record them in my journa...
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I'm a Wizard, I'm a Warlock
2023-12-05I'm a wizard, I'm a warlock,I'm a wonder of the age.I'm a sorcerer, magician,prestidigitator, mage.I can change into a chicken,or perh...