I Think My Dad is Dracula
| I think my dad is Dracula.I know that sounds insane,but listen for a moment andallow me to explain.We don't live in a castle,and we never sleep in caves.But, still, there's something weirdabout the way my dad behaves.I never see him go outin the daytime when it's light.He sleeps all day till evening,then he leaves the house at night.He comes home in the morningsaying, "Man, I'm really dead!"He kisses us goodnight, and thenby sunrise he's in bed.My mom heard my suspicionand she said, "You're not too swift.Your father's not a vampire.He just works the graveyard shift." |
