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Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do. The shrink said, "Since Chri...

The class assignment in composition was to write about something unusual that happened during the past week. Little Irving got up to read his. "P...

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names ...

There was a little boy who lived on a farm. One morning when he got up from bed his mother told him he needed to start doing his chores around the far...

Jack's mother ran into the bedroom when she heard him scream and found his two-year old sister pulling his hair. She gently released the little gi...

A priest was taking a shortcut through an alley one day and came upon a young boy who was masturbating. "My son, you shouldn't be doing that,...

A teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping student's...

There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five p...

There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five p...

A mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her young daughter walks in. “Mommy, where do babies come from?“ After thinking about it ...