英文笑话大全

He is really somebody （他真是一个大人物 ）-- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemetery....

A woman was trying hard to get theketchup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year-old daughter to ans...

It was at a five o’clock tea． A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness． So good of you to come， Mr．Jones，and where is your ...

A cat and her four kittens ran into a large dog. When the kittens cowered, the cat let out a series of loud barks, scaring the dog away.Turning to her...

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents'. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youn...

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Gre...

A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table, the wife asked Anything new at work”, and he replied", no, I am teaching History&qu...

Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant."I was in that new restaurant across the st...

An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?""Sure. That's easy," said ...

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals...