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一个乡下人第一次到大城市游逛。他走进一座大楼，看见一个岁数很大的矮胖女人迈进一个小房间。房间的门随后关上，有几个灯在闪亮。一会儿，门开了，电梯里走出一位年青漂亮的女模特。 乡下人惊奇地眨着眼睛，慢吞吞地说：我应该把我的老婆带来!”...

I'll See to the Rest A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talki...

The Indian Who Could Foretell the Weather Two men were travelling in a very wild and lonely part of America． For days they had not even seen a house， ...

One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物，On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cle...

On the way home one night, I spotted some fresh-cut roses outside a florist's shop. After selecting a dozen and entering the shop, I was greeted b...

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on t...

A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting,...

A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks aro...

1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming." 一家消声器店外："根本不用预约，我们听到你来了！" 2.Outside a hotel: "Help!...

The patient is adamant. "Doc, I need a liver transplant, a kidney transplant, a heart transplant, a cornea transplant, a spleen transplant, a pan...