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Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- ...

A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal!&qu...

Napoleon was illJack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinatio...

Good SightLawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly?Witness: Well, when I ...

What was it she wanted?A store manager heard a clerk tell a customer. No, ma’am, we haven't had any for a while, and it doesn't look asi...

HogarthThe great painter was asked, one day to paint a picture of Pharaoh crossing the Red Sea. A little while after the picture had been commenced, a...

To Borrow an OxOnce upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn't know any words. One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him...

No Problem A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. How can I help you? asked the stylist. I went for a hair transplant, the guy explained, but I coul...

Goethe's ToleranceGoethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to h...

Excuse for Speeding Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over. Why on earth were you driving so fast? the policeman y...