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At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess. At last he saw his chance when she turned to him a...

One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right.一天，蒂姆的数学老师看了他的作业，发现他全做对了。The teacher was very...

Traveling salesmen make their living visiting as many customers as possible. So speeding to get from one appointment to the next is not unheard-of. Wh...

After burying his mother nine months earlier, a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffin he'd origin...

A new restaurant opened in our town, so my husband, Walter, and I decided to try it. As the waitress took our order, Walter asked if the coffee was fr...

The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn't figure out what time it was, the first boy said to the second, "Start singing v...

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep...

Father: I promised to buy you a car if you passed your examination, and you have failed. What were you doing last term?父亲：我曾向你许诺，如果你考试及格就给你买俩小汽车，可你却未能...

A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked C ga...

My First and My Last When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all ki...