英文笑话大全

A tourist was visiting New Mexico and was amazed at the dinosaur bones lying about."How old are these bones?" the tourist asked an elderly N...

When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldn't wait any longer after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed fo...

A short young man was running behind a bus which was full of passengers. But the bus still ran at a great speed."Stop, stop, " a passenger l...

A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. One day, she took a plug and said to her son, " Loo...

Our physics professor was struggling to draw the class into discussion of Archimede's principle of water displacement. He told us that Archimede n...

Deciding to do some back-yard landscaping, my father-in-law went to the brickyard to buy quantity of brick. When he asked the salesclerk about the cos...

Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn't know any words.One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a ...

The girl found the go-between and said, "You cheated me ! One of his eyes is not true. Why didn't you tell me this before ?""I have...

A husband said to his wife, " Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish?""Well," his wife answered at once." The r...

A boy cried to his mother, "All the children make fun of me. They say I have a big head.""Don't listen to them," his mother sa...