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The Crowded StoreIt was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line t...

Mother asked her little boy, "Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?" "Nothing, Mum," answered the son proundly, "ins...

Returning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by Sara, our four-year-old daughter. "Daddy, who won the golf game? You or Uncle...

A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. "Well, sit down and eat your tea," said his mother. "Your stomach's hurting becau...

Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic, and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily. One day ...

Jimmy started painting when he was three years old, and when he was five, he was already very good at it. He painted many beautiful and interesting pi...

A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothin...

HospitalityThe hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quie...

When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule prohibited children under 12 from visiting patients. Our 11 －year －old seemed ...

A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you eve...