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  • Steal from lawyers

    2023-12-05

    Jack and Mugs, two second-story men from Flatbush, were comparing notes on recent burglaries."Didja get anything on that last heist?" Jack a...

  • A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainted. "Darling, it was just ...

  • Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years“Herman: “Hmm. I killed a man, and I'm here for 3 ...

  • Who handles cases?

    2023-12-05

    Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and Gregory. Nugent sat down at the desk of the senior member of the firm.&...

  • Ask your question

    2023-12-05

    One day at a trial, an eminent psychologist was called to testify. A severe, no-nonsense professional, she sat down in the witness chair, unaware that...

  • Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her classes:"A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-f...

  • Japan is in trouble

    2023-12-05

    Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan's well-oiled economic machine. It's only a mater of time before that po...

  • From another planet

    2023-12-05

    NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo's CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. - A judge has ruled that a defendant can't show up for trial weari...

  • Arguing effectively

    2023-12-05

    How to Argue Effectively I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know thi...

  • Q: What do you get if you put 100 lawyers in your basement?A: A whine cellar.Q: What do you call a lawyer gone bad?A: Your honor.Q: What do you call a...