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I just managed to settle an account!
2023-12-05A young attorney who had taken over his father?s practice rushed home elated one night.“Dad, listen,“ he shouted, “I?ve finally settled that old McKin...
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A love for material goods
2023-12-05A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BMW." Focusing on his car, not his driving,...
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Lawyer's personal injury
2023-12-05A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain.&quo...
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Want to go into space?
2023-12-05NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn?t return to Earth.The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how...
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Brain transplant
2023-12-05"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles."My dear woman," Darrow repl...
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Get money to heaven
2023-12-05A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You can?t take it with you."Af...
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Some last minute requests
2023-12-05A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked, "Give it to me straight. How long have I got?" The physician replied th...
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You've changed my mind
2023-12-05Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "After hearing your amazing argument ...
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Unreasonable bill
2023-12-05A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs. The statement included this item:"Was walking down the street an...
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Here's your fee schedule
2023-12-05A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.“Alright,“ the lawyer says looking through his papers. “You owe me $1000 down and $417.58...