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A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients. When he saw the first visitor to his office come thro...

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The physician sa...

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother d...

Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night."How?s business?" asked the first."Rotten," replied the other. "Yesterday,...

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you...

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergen...

An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed...

A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, “you do God?s work.“ The next mo...

At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that the most successful lawyer in the whole town hadn't made a contribution. ...

An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in. Pretty soon she realized she needed an in-hous...