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A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on ...

A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began ...

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed, lif...

The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " the devil said. "I'll increase...

Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog, their compass gone awry. Afraid of landing in the ocean, they drif...

A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel: "Oh, I see your attorney lost the case!" The defendant answered, ...

Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a nut and cried out, “Oh, look! A nut!“ The second squirrel jumped on it an...

Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After close examination, the first lawyer declared them to be deer tracks. The se...

A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. But, to his surpri...

Washington state attorney season and bag limits1300.01 GENERAL1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Tak...