Question and answer jokes
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Q: What do you get if you put 100 lawyers in your basement? A: A whine cellar. Q: What do you call a lawyer gone bad? A: Your honor. Q: What do you call a judge gone bad? A: Senator. Q: Have you heard about the lawyers? word processor? A: No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print. Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge. Q: When lawyers die, why don't vultures them? A: Even a vulture has taste. Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 10? A: A lawyer. Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 50? A: Your honor. |
