英文笑话大全

Response AbilityAn Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn't const...

Secret For a Long Life A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look,&qu...

Two Lines In HeavenEverybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines.One line for the men that domi...

I know who god is!A boy says to her mother, "Mom, is God a man or woman?"The mom thinks a while and says, "Well, son, God is both man a...

Much WorsePoliceman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my fou...

林肯过生日 Great Event Teacher: What great event happened in 1809? 　Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened...

　Talking clock 会说话的钟 While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass g...

S.O.B. My father, who was 14 years old than my mother, had been working on his will. At a family dinner he told us that he had provided well for Mothe...

All Right Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. "Uh-oh," I said, realizing ...

My Husband Will Be Home Soon A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like ...