英文笑话大全

A Question Professor: Before we begin the examination are there any question? Student: What's the name of this course?...

Hen's Legs Son: Why are hen's legs so short? Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs in...

Clever Thieves Police: When can it be that the thieves broke into your house? Owner: How could I know as my watch was stolen?...

Birthday Professor: When is your birthday? Kid: May 30. Professor: Which year? Kid: Every year....

Mushroom and Toadstool Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool? Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed...

Friend for Dinner "Honey," said the husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The hous...

Talking on the Telephone Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telepho...

Contented Married Life A man was telling one of his friends the secret of his contented married life, "My wife makes all the small decisions,&quo...

Not Knowing Her Well Wife: Bill, the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when he leaves in the morning and he kisses her again when he c...

Who Are Crooks? A newspaper once carried an editorial which stated bluntly that half the city council were crooks. Under penalty of arrest, the editor...