英文笑话大全

BUYING A HAT A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one. Already at the end of his patience...

DON'T BE SELFISH A mother is admonishing her son. ----Now, John, don't be selfish. Let your little brother share the bicycle with you. ----But...

ONLY A FEW WORDS At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak Engli...

SHE'D RATHER BUY A GIFT While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he sai...

AN ANGRY WIFE'S PRAYER A man is so addicted to gambling that he often comes home late. His wife never stops railing at him. Once he is detained at...

TWO HEARTS BEATING Nurse: How do you feel after your operation? Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me. Nurse: No wonder...

THREE PEOPLE A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read, "Here lies John Kelly, a lawyer and an honest man." "How about that!...

GOOD ADVICE The portly sales manager was getting ready to leave his doctor's office after a routine examination. "Here," said the doctor...

AN ENERGETIC WIFE Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you? Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cr...

GOOD SIGHT Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly? Witness: Well, when ...