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The New Baby Mr．and Mrs．Taylor had a seven year old boy named Pat．Now Mrs．Taylor was expecting another child． Pat had seen babies in other people'...

I'm Glad A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad．Now，children，” said she，has anyone of you ever ...

LimerickThere was a young lady of Niger， Who smiled as she rode on a tiger． They returned from the ride With the lady inside And the smile on the face...

Ask Your OwnIt was a cold，raw day at Washington．Champ Clark was discussing the gamins of the cities with an English visitor．The latter expatiated on t...

What Are The Two Words？A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter．My dear，” said the old lady，I wish you would do somethin...

PaddyThere was a small boy who had been given a little terrier for his very own，on which he bestowed the name of Paddy，and loved mightily．He was very ...

A GentlemanDick was seven years old，and his sister，Catherine．was five．One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went ...

One evening，in the midst of dinner preparation，our 10 yearold daughter asked，Mom my， what's puberty？”My wife was rushed at the moment，so she...

On her return from school，little Dolly，aged ten，was pulled on to her Daddy's knee，and informed that the fairies had that day brought a big surpris...

My Boss and I When I take a long time, I am slow. When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough. When I don't do it, I am lazy. When my boss does...