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St Peter's question 圣彼德的问题Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that ...

A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car broke down. He didn't have his cell phone with him, but he th...

Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top." What's in your box?" asked the friend....

The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon.As the man was snoring in the front row one S...

THE SCHOOL HEALTH FORMS had been distributed to the students with an error---the word "Sex" had been spelled with an "o". One moth...

When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years young...

But the teacher cried　The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when...

A Smart Housewife.A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very ex...

Only cash and credit cards　 When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged fora room, the clerk told him that the rates depend on room size...

The poor husband"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me...