英文笑话大全

On her return from school，little Dolly，aged ten，was pulled on to her Daddy's knee，and informed that the fairies had that day brought a big surpris...

One evening，in the midst of dinner preparation，our 10 yearold daughter asked，Mom my， what's puberty？”My wife was rushed at the moment，so she...

A GentlemanDick was seven years old，and his sister，Catherine．was five．One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went ...

PaddyThere was a small boy who had been given a little terrier for his very own，on which he bestowed the name of Paddy，and loved mightily．He was very ...

What Are The Two Words？A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter．My dear，” said the old lady，I wish you would do somethin...

Ask Your OwnIt was a cold，raw day at Washington．Champ Clark was discussing the gamins of the cities with an English visitor．The latter expatiated on t...

LimerickThere was a young lady of Niger， Who smiled as she rode on a tiger． They returned from the ride With the lady inside And the smile on the face...

I'm Glad A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad．Now，children，” said she，has anyone of you ever ...

The New Baby Mr．and Mrs．Taylor had a seven year old boy named Pat．Now Mrs．Taylor was expecting another child． Pat had seen babies in other people'...

I am a Busy Man One day a bunch of naughty children wanted to make fun of him and said to him:" There are birds' eggs on that tree. Won't...