英文笑话大全

The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours．Then he started again，and said he：Let me ask the evolutionist a question—if we ...

One day a boy came to his teacher and said：Teacher，pawants to know if you like roast pig．” I certainly do，”said the teacher，and you tell y...

A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum．They came across one individual in the grounds，with wild eyes，dishevelled hair，feverishly ...

I've had a had day at the office，dear，and I'm as hungry as a bear．Is dinner ready？” No love．I'm afraid we'll have to go to a res...

On his deathbed poor Lubin lies； His spouse is in despair； With frequent sobs and mutual cries； They both express their care． A different cause，&rdquo...

The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives．He had all the males in his king...

Mr．Green went to Germany，because he had some work there．He came back last Monday，and his young wife met him at the airport．They walked to their car an...

I don't like to inquire too curiously into your affairs，”said the lady to her husband．But something's been bothering me for days．”...

A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor． When I was first married，I was very happy． I'd come home from a hard...

Uncle Silas had lighted his pipe for a comfortable smoke，when Aunt Rebecca looked up from her knitting and said：Silas，do you know that Sunday next wil...