英文笑话大全

Did You Know Him?At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater. One of the guests asked him if he had been a ...

The World's Greatest SwordsmanAt an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and w...

A MistakeAn American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained ...

Weather PredictA film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The ...

Asking for a RaiseAt the radio station where I worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considerin...

ClarinetWhen I played with a symphony orchestra, our union reached an agreement with a major airline about which instruments we could carry on board, ...

Sleeping PillsBob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday nig...

Imitate BirdsA man tried to get a job in a stage show. "What can you do?" asked the producer. "Imitate birds," the man said. "...

I Wasn't Asleep　When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fe...

The poor husband"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me...