英文笑话大全

A society youth writes ironically to the young lady in the case：Dear Miss Smith， perhaps you remember I proposed to you last night， and I do not now r...

What a world of pathos in this： A barren room，illkempt children，a worn out patient wife，a dissolute husband，and weak． Mary， you ought to have married ...

Whose Son Is the Greatest The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first p...

The Lost Purse A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her p...

The Astronaut Pen During the heat of the space race in the 1960s, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed a ball poin...

I'll Go There Myself There was once a landlord who always pretended he was knowledgeable though he was completely unable to read or write. One day...

The Day that You're Inaugurated A woman and her husband were out shopping when she realized that she needed to purchase some hair color for her gr...

The Bad News and the Terrible News Michael sat in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawy...

Frog The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, "Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket." He then reached into his pocke...

My Boss and I When I take a long time, I am slow. When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough. When I don't do it, I am lazy. When my boss does...