英文笑话大全

In some Government offices the clerks， upon arrival in themorning， have to sign their names in anattendance book”．This book provides space for s...

Workman：Mr．Brown，I should like to ask for a smallrise in my wages． I have just been married．” Employer：Very sorry，my dear man， but I can't h...

The owner of a large department store went over hisbooks and discovered that his most trusted employee had stolenover a million dollars from the firm．...

A poor man， presenting himself before the King of Spain，asked his charity， telling him that he was his brother． Theking desiring to know how he claime...

Seth Smith was reckoned the laziest man in town． Sotired had the authorities become of contributing to his supportthat they decided to consign him to ...

On one occasion when Mark Twain arrived in London from New York，the Star thought the fact worth recording onits evening placard．But there was another ...

It's His FaultBilly and Bobby were small boys．They were brothers，and they often had fights with each other． Last Saturday their mother said to the...

The Right LegProctor（exceedingly angry）：So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched？Now what part did you...

The Name of a PoetOur teacher was telling us about a new system of memory training being used in some schools today． It works like this，” she sa...

An Absent Minded ProfessorA notoriously absentminded professor was one day observed walking along the street with one foot continually in the gutter，t...