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When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldn't wait any longer after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed fo...

A short young man was running behind a bus which was full of passengers. But the bus still ran at a great speed. “Stop, stop, “ a passenger looked out...

A tourist was visiting New Mexico and was amazed at the dinosaur bones lying about. “How old are these bones?“ the tourist asked an elderly Native A...

“Daddy, can I learn to play the violin?“ young Sarah asked her father. She was always asking for things and her father was not very pleased. “You cost...

Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were s...

While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . “Mump umn Kmpfhm,“ was all I heard. “Drew,“ I scol...

A man took a pair of shoes to a shoe repair shop and said to the shoemaker, “I'd like you to repair these shoes for me, please.“ “Certainly, sir,“...

The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. “My son is a monsignor,“ said the first proud woman. “When he enters a room, ...

Two Russian hunters meet. “I shot a gigantic bear yesterday,“ says Ivan. “Look at the hide!“ “How do you find such huge bears?“ Sergei asks. “Easy,“ s...

At 2 a. m, Mrs. Culkin was convinced that she had heard a prowler in the living, room. “Tiptoe down-stairs,“ she told her husband. “Don' t turn on...