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Harry saw an ad in a window. It said: “Wanted. The Best Sales- man in the World. Top Pay.“ “ I' m a great salesman.“ Harry told himself.“ I can se...

A boy cried to his mother, “All the children make fun of me. They say I have a big head.“ “Don't listen to them,“ his mother said, “You have a bea...

Alan worked in an office in the city. He worked very hard and really looked forward to his holidays. He usually went to the seaside, but one year he s...

A husband said to his wife, “ Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish?“ “Well,“ his wife answered at once.“ The reason is very simple. Go...

Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn't know any words. One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a...

The girl found the go-between and said, “You cheated me ! One of his eyes is not true. Why didn't you tell me this before ?“ “I have told you. “ s...

Our physics professor was struggling to draw the class into discussion of Archimede's principle of water displacement. He told us that Archimede n...

Deciding to do some back-yard landscaping, my father-in-law went to the brickyard to buy quantity of brick. When he asked the salesclerk about the cos...

Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went o...

A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. One day, she took a plug and said to her son, “ Look, th...