搞笑又亲切的粤式英语
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爱思英语编者按：1842年至1997年，香港是英国的殖民地，香港人主要说粤语和英语，就像内地人说方言、普通话和英语。所以咱们内地人有中式英语，又名Chinglish，同样，香港人也有粤式英语。来看看下面的粤式英语，你能看懂吗？正宗粤语对咱来说都快赶得上外语了，反而看着这英语很亲切。 见过中式英语，再看看搞笑又亲切的粤式英语
many people die no see you die！甘多人死吾见你去死～！ Piano piano green 琴琴青 Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返学。 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以后点出黎行？ I give you some colour to see. 我给颜色你睇！ If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你够姜的话就放马过来！ Blow water 吹水 Monster of blowing water. 吹水怪 Blow chicken 吹鸡 Stupid stupid want to move 蠢蠢欲动 Face green green 脸青青 "Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" “点解你脸青青既” “我见到件猪排呀” You see road carefully 你小心睇路 。 You go to street carefully 你出街小心D。 You jump building.你跳楼啦。 People mountain people sea人山人海 。 Are you road?你是不是路呀? Eat banana食蕉 You come back home and eat banana你回家食蕉啦 。 How senior are you?你算老几? What the water are you?你系乜水? Where are you come from?你边度架? Zebra chops people班马劈友 。 Do the world做世界 。 Big tea rice大茶饭 。 What the ghost are you talk?你讲乜鬼? Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我个头俾你当凳坐！ I give you only a hair.我俾条毛你！ Collect father收爹 You give me collect father.你给我收爹！ Do you think me didn't arrive?你当我无到? Laugh die me.笑死我。 You give me stop.你同我企系度。 American chinese not enough.美中不足。 Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 你有种！我会俾D颜色你睇下，兄弟一齐上！ Eight woman八婆 Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好野! King eight egg.王八蛋 Black son黑仔 Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ Wear grass着草 I am wearing grass.我着紧草。 I fear that you have teeth.我惊你有牙！ High hand.高手 A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 Good mother.好娘 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未够班同我讲数！ Old dot.老点 One old water 一旧水 What the spring do you do?你做乜春? A dog of eating 食屎狗 A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 Measure water/Pound water.磅水 A dragon service.一条龙服务 Hold hold water.楂楂水 Pump water.抽水 Two beat six.二打六 Two five boy.二五仔 five five six nine nine 快快食奶奶 ghost five horse six 鬼五马绿 turn turn shake 氽氽震 lap eat cayenne jam 膝头哥吃辣椒酱 nine not join eight 九唔搭八 one smoke after rice, happy like god 饭后一支烟，快活过神仙 fight one fight, bicycle become motorcycle 搏一搏，单车变摩托 brother before brother after three dangers. 哥前哥后三分险 the sea one voice laugh 沧海一声笑 goo ling jing guy. 古灵精怪
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