英语故事大全

When a snail crossed the road, he was run over by a turtle. Regaining consciousness in the emergency room, he was asked what caused the accident. “I ...

My husband ordered home delivery of our local newspaper. Because we live in rural area where no street numbers are used, I was concerned that the carr...

When I was approaching 50, I announced to my three grown children that I no longer wanted to celebrate my birthday and that they could phone me instea...

While I was talking to a parent of one of my third-grade students, another teacher walked by. The mother, remarking how beautiful the woman was, said,...

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you . “ The f...

I accompanied my eight-month-pregnant wife to her monthly checkup . We boarded the hospital's elevator to go to the appropriate floor. The only ot...

A bureaucrat was hiking when he came upon a shepherd tending a large flock. The bureaucrat took a fancy to the sheep and asked the shepherd, “If I can...

One day Mel Martin stopped by the chambers of a judge with whom he had lunch appointment. As his friend changed from robe jacket, Martin noticed a shi...

Once upon a time, there was a man who always forgot things. One day, he went out with his little son. He was so happy that he put the son ride his nec...

Although I had never met him, I knew that my grandfather had been five feet, six inches tall, while my stately grandmother stood five feet, eleven inc...