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“Are we poisonous?“ the young snake asked his mother. “Yes, dear,“ she replied - “Why do you ask?“ “Cause I've just bitten my tongue! “ Notes: ...

Vacationing on the island of Oahu, we were waiting in our tour bus for some stragglers to show up. A man, obviously not with our group, approached the...

Donald was not very good at math.He could not understand the teacher's explanations. Even when the teacher explained something a second time, Don...

After I took office as mayor of a small Kentucky city, an unfortunate incident precipitated some hateful phone calls to my home. One night while I was...

The morning following the birth of our first child, my husband was mistakenly directed to the room of another new mother on the maternity floor. As he...

There was once a farmer who lived near a road. It was not a busy road, but from time to time, cars passed the farm. Near the farm gate, there was a ...

Then there was the preacher who decided to sell his horse. A prospective buyer was impressed with the animal, but the preacher said, “ I must warn you...

A salesman was chatting with the owner of a motel.“Business is terrible,“ said the motel owner. 'Really bad.“ “But every time I drive by here you...

One of my fellow midshipmen at the U. S. Naval Academy was performing poorly in class and reported to his company officer for counseling., “Your marks...

While sitting on the bleachers during my youngest son's baseball game, I overheard another mother talking about her three-year-old daughter, who w...