英语幽默小故事-You Never Called
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A guy spots his doctor in the mall. He stops him and says, "Six weeks ago when I was in your office, you told me to go home, get into bed and stay there until you called. But you never called. " "I didn't?" the doctor says." Then what are you doing out of bed?" Notes: (1) spot v.（从很多人或物中）认出；看出 (2) mall n.集市 Exercises: 根据短文选择正确答案： ① Where did the guy see his doctor? A. in the barber's B. in the shopping center C. at the railway station D. in the hospital ② How long had it been since the guy went to see the doctor? A. two weeks B. three weeks C. more than a month D. more than two months ③ What had the doctor told him to do? A. to stay in bed B. to have a nice sleep C. to go home D. to call him again ④ We can see from this passage that_____ . A. the doctor had played a trick on the guy B. the guy must have stayed in bed for a long time C. the guy was very angry with the doctor D. the doctor did call upon the guy ⑤ What had been the guy's problem? A. He had caught a cold. B. He had had a mental problem. C. He needed a good rest. D. He had been homesick. 73.从未来访 一人在购物中心偶遇他的医生。他走上前去说：“六周以前我在你的办公室，你告诉我让我回家去卧床直到你来访。但你从未来访。” “我没去吗？”医生说，“那你现在下床干什么？” 练习参考答案： ①B②C③A④B⑤C |
