A Woman and Her Son 一个女人和她的儿子

A woman got on a bus with her son. The conductor asked, "How old is this boy?" "Four," replied the woman.

Then the conductor asked the boy, "How old are you, sonny?" "Four, " replied the boy.

The conductor said, "Well, I'll let him ride free this time, but I know what he's going to be when he grows up." The woman asked, "What is he going to be?"

"Either a giant or a liar."

一个女人带着她的儿子上了一部公共汽车。售票员问她：“这个孩子几岁啦？”女人回答说：“4岁”。

售票员就问那个男孩：“乖孩子，你几岁啦？”男孩回答说：“4岁”。

售票员就说：“好吧，这次就让他免票乘车了，不过，我知道他长大后会成为一个什么样的人。英语小故事”女人问他：“会成为一个什么人哪？”

“不是成为一个大人物，就是成为一个说谎者。”