英语笑话大全

When Nuns are admitted to Heaven they go through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels. Several nuns a...

A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and ask...

A Chinese man and his Jewish friend were walking along one day when the Jewish man whirled and slugged the Chinese man and knocked him down. "Wha...

There was a priest who was drowning in the ocean. He called out to God for help. All of a sudden, a canoe came and the guy said “Father, let me help y...

Einstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord... “God, what does a million years mean to yo...

Two beggars are sitting on a park bench in Mexico City. One is holding a Cross and one a Star of David. Both are holding hats to collect contributions...

After a few days on the new Earth, the Lord called to Adam and said, ''It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth...

In the convent a young nun went to see the mother superior. "Mother, I want to quit the veil." "But why, my child?" "To becom...

A man went to see his Rabbi and said, "Rabbi, if I give up drinking, partying all night, chasing the opposite sex and start coming to Synagogue r...

As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking fast. He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?" One man stepped forward. ...