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Religious
2023-12-05Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my ...
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Deserted Islands
2023-12-05On a group of beautiful deserted tropical islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a ship...
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I AM
2023-12-05A black preacher and a white preacher went on a hillside to find out if God was black or white. The white preacher askes, “God, are you black or white...
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The Vow
2023-12-05A man joining a monestary was told he was to take a vow of silence and was only to be allowed to speak two words every five years.After the first five...
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The Pope and Taco Bell
2023-12-05The Pope and the manager from Taco bell were talking one day and the man goes we will give you one million dollars if you change the lords prayer from...
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No Cussing In Church
2023-12-05A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said, "Preacher, I'll tell you WHAT, that was a da...
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Sermon Sleep
2023-12-05One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps...
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Holy Bread
2023-12-05A sales representative from a major chicken producer is sent on a mission to the Vatican. He meets with the Pope: "Holy Father, my company would ...
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Crucified
2023-12-05Jesus is crucified, hanging on the cross up on a hill. Below the hill there is a crowd of onlookers, including St. Peter. "Peter! Peter! I need t...
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You are not in the book
2023-12-05Three preachers and their wives were killed in a car accident, upon their arrival at the pearly gates, they were met by St. Peter. The first preacher ...