英语笑话大全

A successful female executive stood before the Pearly Gates, facing St. Peter himself. "Strange," mused St. Peter, "we've never had...

A drunk stumbles along a Baptismal service on a Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to stumble down into the water and stands next to the ...

A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. The golfer says to himself: "I'd give anything to sink...

Noah's Ark... If it happened today And the Lord spoke to Noah and said, "In six months I'm going to make it rain until the whole earth is...

One Day the Devil challenged God to a baseball game. Smiling God proclaimed, "You don't have a chance, I have Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and a...

A man was wandering in the woods, pondering all the mysteries of life and his own personal problems. The man couldn't find the answers, so he soug...

Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to leave Italy. There was, of course, a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Po...

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said to ...

An elderly Frenchman who is a Catholic goes to confession and says to the Priest: "Father, I have been a very bad man. I have come to seek forgiv...

there two boys and they live in a small little town in virginia. These two boys are especially bad and are always in trouble. after the two boys got c...