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A very tight man was looking for a gift for a girlfriend. Everything was too expensive, except for a broken glass vase which he could purchase for alm...

The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven... which part of ...

A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband ...

18 Ways To Confuse Santa 1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. ...

A guy enters confessional and says to the priest with guilt, "I had an affair...almost." The priest says, "What do you mean ’almo...

One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his boss and says that he feels very sick, and won't be able to go to wo...

A man finally goes with his wife to church, after promising her for weeks that he'd go. Surprisingly, the man was so impressed with the preacher&#...

God breathes life into Adam and tells him... “You are man, my most favored creation, because of this I am going to give you the penis, and the brain.“...

Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome. One has a cross in front of him; the other one the Star of David. Many people go by and look...

A priest, a father, and a rabbi are walking home from their respective services when they pass a bar.The priest says, "I wish we could all go in ...