Scary collection 11
A witch joke How is the witches team doing? They're having a spell in the first division! A werewolf joke How do you make a werewolf stew? Keep him waiting for two hours! A skeleton joke What do you call a skeleton that is always telling lies? A boney phoney! A vampire joke What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he goes out to work in the evening? "Have a nice bite"! A ghost joke Why did the ghost go to the funfair? He wanted to go on a rollerghoster! A cannibal joke How can you help a starving cannibal? Give them a hand! A cannibal joke When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days! |