Cat jokes 06
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Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck? A: A duck filled fatty puss! Q: What kind of cat should you take into the desert? A: A first aid kitty! Q: Why do cats chase birds? A: For a lark! Q: What do cats read in the morning? A: Mewspapers! Q: What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws? A: An acrocat! Q: What do you call a cat wearing shoes? A: Puss in boots! Q: Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house? A: Because she heard fowl language! Q: There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left? A: None. They were all copy cats! |
