Cat jokes 09
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Q: What does a lion brush his mane with? A: A catacomb! Q: What noise does a cat make going down the highway? A: Miaooooooooooooooooooow! Q: What do you get if cross a cat with a canary? A: Shredded tweet! Q: Why do tomcats fight? A: Because they like raising a stink! Q: Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit? A: They are both ginger nuts! Q: What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea? A: A catameringue! Q: On what should you mount a statue of your cat? A: A caterpillar! Q: What do you get if cross a Tomcat with a Pekingese? A: A Peking Tom! |
