Chicken jokes 01
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Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell station Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road? A: Because it was stuck to the chicken! Q: Why did the horse cross the road? A: Because the chicken needed a day off Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: To get to the udder side! Q: Why did the chicken end up in the soup? A: Because it ran out of cluck! Q: What happened when the chicken ate cement? A: She laid a sidewalk! Q: What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken? A: She kicked the bucket! Q: What do you call a crazy chicken? A: A cuckoo cluck! Q: What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way? A: She was tickled to death! |
