外国段子手都如何吐槽朝鲜氢弹试验成功
爱思英语编者按:昨日,朝鲜宣布氢弹试验成功,外国段子手们按耐不住了,各种吐槽如烟花般齐放。 North Korea today conducted a 'successful' hydrogen bomb test, Pyongyang has confirmed.The detonation of the thermonuclear weapon triggered a 5.1 magnitude earthquake when it exploded at 10am local time in the north east of the country, the tremors of which were felt many miles away. 核心提示:若真如官方所说“成功”测试氢弹,即为核发展的重大一步。消息一出,各国已炸毛…… France France has now condemned the nuclear test and has called for a “strong reaction from the international community”, president François Hollande’s office said in a statement. The statement said the claims of a hydrogen bomb detonation were “an unacceptable violation of [UN] security council resolutions”. South Korea President Park Geun-Hye called the test a “grave provocation” at an emergency meeting of the country’s national security council. “The test is not only a grave provocation to our national security but also a threat to our future … and a strong challenge to international peace and stability,” she said, calling for strong sanctions on Pyongyang. Japan “The nuclear test that was carried out by North Korea is a serious threat to the safety of our nation and we absolutely cannot tolerate this,” prime minister Shinzo Abe said in Tokyo.“This clearly violates UN security council resolutions and is a grave challenge against international efforts for non-proliferation,” he said, adding his country would seek to coordinate efforts among UN members to tackle North Korea’s actions. United States In Washington, the White House said it could not yet confirm the test, but vowed to “respond appropriately to any and all North Korean provocations”. It said the US “will not accept [North Korea] as a nuclear state”. China There was no immediate response from China, but in a report from Pyongyang, the official Xinhua news service said that the “test apparently runs counter to relevant UN resolutions” and “is set to cause repercussions”. Australia Foreign minister Julie Bishop said her country “condemns in the strongest possible terms” the test, which “confirms North Korea’s status as a rogue state and a continuing threat to international peace and security”, adding that Canberra would express its concerns to Pyongyang directly and call for stronger UN sanctions. United Kingdom Philip Hammond, the British foreign secretary, has just sat down with a small group of foreign correspondents in Beijing, where he is on an official visit. Foreign secretary Philip Hammond said: “If North Korean H-bomb test reports are true, it is a grave breach of UN [security council] resolutions and a provocation which I condemn without reservation.” 对于朝鲜的核试验,外国段子手们也是操碎了心: @Dallas: Maybe Kim Jong-Un dropped his burger. "Was it just fat boy breaking wind perhaps?" @Patric Gray: it could have been a nuclear bomb.Or Kim falling over. Somebody needs to sanction the DPRK immediately with a carbon tax fine. If true, it makes a mockery of all the "green taxes" we are paying. UN Security Council to decide to drop the N Koreans an e mail telling them that the US did the H bomb bit in 1952. Did anybody seriously expect non-proliferation? As long as anybody has them, others will want them. |