国外这些搞笑爸爸,真的不能带孩子哈哈
Growing up comes with a lot of responsibilities, fulfilling, rewarding things that are sometimes tough, but make you into a man. Deep down though, the boy inside of you is still there, full of innocence and wonder, who just wants to play, have fun and explore! 成长的过程伴随着许多的责任、目标与收获,有时艰辛,但正是这些使你成为真正的男子汉。不过在心灵深处,成人外表下的小男孩依然在那里,充满了天真与好奇,只想着玩耍、取乐和探险! So while becoming a fully mature and responsible adult man is rightly what society expects of you, don't forget to spare a little time for your inner child too. Life would be boring otherwise! We here have compiled a list of guys doing just that, and you gotta admit, it is pretty cute. 所以,虽然社会职责要求你去做一个成熟而有责任心的成年男人,别忘了花点时间让你的内在小孩出来放个风。不然生活将会多么单调!我们列举了一组男人,他们正如前文所述,而你必须承认,这样做确实很萌! 1. During A 12 Hour Flight Delay My Boyfriend Wandered Off. When I Found Him He Was In The Middle Of A Pixar Movie Marathon With A Group Of 5-Year-Olds. He’s The One For Me. 有一次飞机晚点了12个小时,我的男朋友不知去向。当我发现他的时候,他正和一群5岁左右的孩子们一起沉迷在皮克斯电影联播中。他真是我的真命天子。 2. We’re Adults And We Get To Decide What That Means: The Home Depot Edition. 我们是成年人,我们自己定义“成年人”的含义:建筑材料超人版。 3. He Gets A Little Bored On Fridays. 在周五他总觉得有点儿无聊。 4. There Was A Storm During The Eclipse So He Improvised. 发生月食的时候有一场暴雨,他即兴自制了一个月食。 5. Today My Boyfriend Bought A Label Maker. 今天我男朋友买了一个标签打印机。 6. My Boyfriend Ordered 500 Googly Eyes “For Reasons” And This Is One Of The First Things He Did. 我男朋友“出于正经的原因”订购了500个金鱼眼,这是他最早的作品之一。 7. My 90-Year-Old Grandfather At His Battlestation. He Was The Person Who Introduced Me To Several Tech Things, Such As A PC, An iPad, And A Tesla 我90高龄的爷爷在他的星际作战基地。是他让我了解了许多现代电子产品,比如个人电脑,苹果平板电脑,还有特斯拉。 8. Trying To Impress My Wife With New Overpriced Smart Bulbs, Forgot Our Security Cam Was Recording. 想要让我的妻子对我高价买来的智能灯泡产生好感,忘了我们的防盗摄像机正在摄像。 9. He Got His Head Stuck In The Porch Yesterday Whilst Trying To Feed A Dead Bee To A Spider That Lives In The Bushes. 昨天他想把一只死蜜蜂喂给住在灌木丛里的蜘蛛吃,结果脑袋卡在门廊栏杆里。 10. My Dad Thought He Was Home Alone. I Had To See Why He Was Laughing So Hard. 我爸爸以为他一个人在家。我得去看看他为什么笑得这么厉害。 11. My Boyfriend Is A Seller On Amazon. This Is What I Came Home To. 我男朋友是一个亚马逊卖家。我回家后看到了这幅景象。 12. Printed And Attached To Wife’s Spraying Air Freshener While She Wasn’t Home. Spits Acid Every 30 Minutes. 妻子不在家,我自己打印图案,然后把它粘在妻子买的自动喷洒空气净化器上。每30分钟喷一次。 13. This Is How My Boyfriend And His Cat Catch Bugs Together. 我的男朋友和他的喵星人是这样一起抓虫子的。 14. My Husband Is No Longer Allowed To Go To The Craft Store Alone. 我再也不许老公单独带宝宝去工艺品商店了。 15. Caught My Husband Red-Handed. Thought He Was Working Out. 给我的老公抓了现行,还以为他在锻炼! 16. We Did Our Duty. Let No Man, Woman, Or Child Suggest Otherwise. 我们完成了任务。别让任何男人、女人或者孩子插嘴。 17. I Got Married Last Week, My Wife Wanted Me To Only Take Serious Pictures With My Groomsmen. 上周举行了婚礼,我妻子只准我和伴郎拍正经的照片。 18. Heard My Husband Telling The Dog To Stay Still In The Kitchen, Walked In And This Greeted Me. 听到我的丈夫告诉狗狗安静的呆在厨房里,我走进去看到了这个。 19. Look At All These Kids. 看看这些孩子。 20. Saw This Man Sneakily Blowing Bubbles In The Train Station. When I Made Eye Contact With Him And Smiled, He Came Up To Me And Whispered, "No One Suspects The Adult". 看到一个男人偷偷把吹泡泡机带进了火车站。我和他四目对视然后微笑,他走过来悄悄对我说,“没人怀疑成年人会带进这个”。
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