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I bet you've lost a bet at some point in your life. But the price you had to pay probably wasn't as big as for the people included in this list. Bored Panda has compiled a series of unfortunate gamblers in the middle of their redemption, and the photos are so funny and embarrassing, you'll think twice about entering a wager next time. 我知道在你生命中某个时刻你一定也打过赌。你也一定为此付出过代价。不过你付出的代价一定没有下列清单中的这些人大。BoredPanda收集了一组不幸赌徒的案例,他们都在为自己的行为赎罪。这些图片又搞笑又尬,下次你准备跟别人打赌的时候,一定会三思而后行。 From making a public announcement about sucking at fantasy football to transforming their hair into a pineapple , you can't help but admire people who know how to suck it up and accept the outcome of a failed venture. 从当着众人的面承认自己有一个幻想的足球,且球机很烂,从到把头发理成菠萝的形状,这些人总有办法放下心态,接受冒险失败的现实。
1 In 2001, My Parents Bet Me That If I Did Not Drink, Smoke, Or Do Drugs By 21, They Would Give Me $1500. Here I Am On My 21st Birthday Holding The Contract I Signed When I Was 8 2001年的时候,我的父母跟我打赌,如果我要21岁没有喝酒,抽烟,也没有吸毒,他们就给我1500美元。这张照片是我21岁生日找的,手里拿着我当年8岁的时候签下的打赌协议。
2 My Dad Challenged The Students At The School Where He Is The Principal To Read A Combined 1,000 Minutes. The Reward Would Be Getting To Push Him Down The Hall On A Tricycle While He Wore Mismatched Clothes Inside Out 我爸爸是一个学校的校长,他向学生们发起过一项挑战,如果他们阅读时间累积起来达到1000分钟,他就给他们一个大大的奖励:他会穿着上下不搭的衣裤,内衬翻到外面,骑在三轮车上,让他们把他推过大厅。
3 I Work With Patients In Rehab. 2 Months Ago I Made A Bet With A Patient I Would Shave If We Could Get Him To Reach A Certain Goal. Today, He Did It. Tomorrow He Gets Baby Me 我跟父母一起在一个康复中心工作。两个月前,我跟我的一个病人打了赌,如果他能达到一个小目标的话,我就把自己的大胡子剃掉。明天他将看到没长胡子时的我。
4 One Month Ago I Challenged One Of My Campers Who Had Just Been Diagnosed With Dyslexia. I Told Her That If She Could Read 10 Chapter Books In The Month Of July, I Would Let Her Choose Any Color She Wanted To Dye My Hair. Well She Finished Her Challenge And Alas I Now Have Pink Hair 一个月之前我跟一个宿营队队员打了赌,当时她刚被查出患有读写障碍症。我告诉她,如果她能在六月读完十章节的书,我就把头发染个颜色,颜色随她选。她做到了,所以,我现在必须把头发染成粉红色。
5 I Won A Bet With The Library At My University Forcing Them To Hang A Portrait Of Me Till I Graduate. Here's The Photo I Submitted 我跟大学里的一个图书管理员打了赌,奖励是到我毕业的时候,他们必须把我的画像挂在图书馆里。上图是我交给他们的画像。
6 When I was 10, I once bet my mom that I could clean better and faster than her. I won but then realized years later I actually lost, she won. 在我十岁的时候,我跟妈妈打过一个赌,我赌自己做起家务来,能比她更快更干净。数年之后我才意识到,其实是她赢了,我输了。
7 Spotted In My Hometown 在我老家街拍到的 I suck at fantasy football 我玩《梦幻足球》,我球技很烂
8 A Swedish Principal Made A Bet With A Student; If The Student Could Make It Through 9th Grade The Principal Would Dye His Hair Pink. Last Week The 61-Year-Old Principal Delivered! 一个瑞典校长跟一个学生打赌:如果该生能顺利升到9年级,该校长就把头发染成粉红色。上周,这位61岁的老校长晒出了这张照片。
9 When You Talk A Big Game But Your Sister Beats You In The Match And The Rematch 当你冒着巨大的奉献跟你的妹妹打了一个赌,没想到她赢了,而且第二轮她也赢了
10 “Bet We Can Beat You At Hide And Seek Uncle David!” Bet You F**kin’ Can’t“ David叔叔,我们打赌,跟我们玩捉迷藏你肯定会输。”“我打赌你们赢不了。”
11 Lost A Bet With My Cousin, This Is The Result 跟我堂兄打赌结果输了,这就是结果。
12.This 86-Year-Old Challenged Me To A Pole Dancing Contest While At Happy Hour, He Won 在酒店的优惠时段,这个86岁的老爷爷向我下战书,看谁敢来一段钢管舞,他赢了。
13.I Bet The Girls Upstairs That I Could Fit Into Any Clothing That They Could. I Won. 我跟楼上的姑娘们打赌,我穿得下任何她们能穿下的衣服。我赢了。 Probably painful!! 大概憋得难受吧!
14.Told My Girlfriend It Was Impossible To Stand A Coin On Its Side 我对女友说,她不可能让硬币竖着站起来。 She seems to be much smarter than you eh? 看起来她比你聪明多了,嗯?
15.Was Bet That I Couldn't Balance A Cue Ball On Three Pool Cues. Nobody Played Pool The Rest Of The Night 有人跟我打赌,说我不可能把撞球支在三根球杆上。那晚之后的时间里没人再玩过桌球。 Neatly done!! 干得好!
16.My Husband Bet Me I Couldn't Shave His Foot Without Him Waking Up. This Is What He Woke Up To This Morning 我的丈夫跟我打赌,说我不可能把他的指甲修剪好,同时又不吵醒他。今天早上他起床后就看到这个状况了。 I really hope you let him discover it on his own 我衷心希望你让他自己发现这个状况。
17.Never Challenge Your Child To Do Something Unless You Are Prepared For Them To Succeed 千万别对你的儿子下挑战书,刺激他去做某件事,除非你准备好了接受他们完成挑战的局面。 Looks like it took the bird a few seconds to realise what had happened. Bottom photo it's thinking 'what actual happened here?' 看起来这只鸟花了好长时间才弄明白发生了什么事。在最后一张图上,它脸上写着“这到底是神马情况?”
18.Friend Lost A Bet. Here's Her Senior Picture 我的朋友打赌输了。这是她的高中毕业照。 This gonna be a prom (k)night to remember. 这场毕业舞会(这个舞会骑士)一定会让人难以忘怀。
19.He Bet Me That He Could Touch His Head To The Ceiling 他跟我打赌,他的头能碰到天花板。 ...spider man. 这不是蜘蛛侠吗?
20.My Teammate Is A 5'6" Gymnast . She Bet Us She Could Completely Fit In Her Locker. She Won. 我的室友是一个5英尺6英寸高的体操运动员。她跟我们打赌说她可以把自己整个儿塞进衣柜里。她赢了。 At least the door is open? 门还开着,算不算犯规?
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