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Oh My Darling, Valentine
2023-12-05In a toystoreon a Sundaywith a dollar forty nineI need somethingjust a dumb thingfor my brand newValentine.Oh my darling.Oh my darling.Oh my darlingVa...
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My Girlfriend
2023-12-05I got a new girlfriend, though I don't like girls.I haven't much money, but I buy her pearls.I'm always embarrassed, but I give her flower...
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You Can Argue with a Tennis Ball
2023-12-05You can argue with a tennis ballor argue with your hat.You can argue with bananasor a broken baseball bat.You can argue with your locker.You can argue...
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I've Been Surfing Lots of Websites
2023-12-05I've been surfing lots of websitesall the live-long day.Now I'm getting all these pop-upsand they will not go away.My computer has a virus.It&...
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Deer Mrs. Teecher
2023-12-05Deer Mrs. Teecher,This noat iz too saythat Brittney izundur the whether tooday.So tho Brittney noeshow importent it iz,she kant cumb too skoolfore too...
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Perfect
2023-12-05Today I managed somethingthat I've never done before.I turned in this week's spelling quizand got a perfect score.Although my score was perfec...
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Sunday's Somewhat Melancholy
2023-12-05Sunday's somewhat melancholy.Monday's slightly sad.Tuesday's quite disheartening.Wednesday's just as bad.Thursday's filled with gl...
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A Dream of School Supplies
2023-12-05I had a dream of school supplies,where paperclips could talk;where poster paper hung aroundwith marking pens and chalk.The stationery idledwhile the p...
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The Marvelous Homework and Housework Machine
2023-12-05Attention all students! Attention all kids!Hold onto your horses! Hold onto your lids!We have just exactly the thing that you needwhenever you've ...
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Rose Marie Rassmussen
2023-12-05Rose Marie Rassmussen went for a strollin her lovely new sable fur coat.Also she wore a most elegant stole,like a scarf made of fox, 'round her th...