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Today I Got a Valentine
2023-12-05Today I Got a Valentinefrom everyone but Kay.But that's alright...I never liked her that much anyway.She never trades her Oreos.She isn't good...
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When Sarah Surfs the Internet
2023-12-05When Sarah surfs the Internetshe starts by checking mail.She answers all her messagesfrom friends in great detail.She plays a game, or maybe two,and w...
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Home for the Day
2023-12-05(to the tune of "Home on the Range")Oh, give me the phone,so that I can call home,and my mom can come get me today.I'm feeling so sick.G...
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Bouncing Brianna
2023-12-05Each morning Brianna goes bouncing to class.She bounds on the playground and springs in the grass.Her gallop is more of a jump than a jog.She leaps li...
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Take Me Out of the Classroom
2023-12-05Take me out of the classroom.Take me out of the school.I'm not so good at geography.I would rather be watching T.V.It's still twenty minutes t...
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Penny Parker's Pencil
2023-12-05Penny Parker's pencilis a wonder to behold.It's glorious and radiant.It's shimmering and gold.We're not sure where she got it.It may b...
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Larry the Librarian
2023-12-05We got a new librarian this year.His name is Larry.And Larry doesn't know his elbowfrom a dictionary.He can't suggest a magazineor help you fi...
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The Llama and the Aardvark
2023-12-05The llama loved the aardvark.They were married in the spring.They had a dozen babiesand their babies loved to sing.So people came from miles around,an...
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I'm Staying Home From School Today
2023-12-05I'm staying home from school today.I'd rather be in bedpretending that I have a painthat's pounding in my head.I'll say I have a stoma...
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Class Gas
2023-12-05The teacher passed out and fell right off her chair.My classmates are crying and gasping for air.The hamster is howling and hiding his head.The plants...