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An Invitation
2023-12-05A PIOUS Person who had overcharged his paunch with dead bird by way of attesting his gratitude for escaping the many calamities which Heaven had sent ...
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The Ashes of Madame Blavatsky
2023-12-05THE two brightest lights of Theosophy being in the same place at once in company with the Ashes of Madame Blavatsky, an Inquiring Soul thought the tim...
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The Opossum of the Future
2023-12-05ONE day an Opossum who had gone to sleep hanging from the highest branch of a tree by the tail, awoke and saw a large Snake wound about the limb, betw...
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The Life-Savers
2023-12-05SEVENTY-FIVE Men presented themselves before the President of the Humane Society and demanded the great gold medal for life-saving. "Why, yes,&qu...
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The Australian Grasshopper
2023-12-05A DISTINGUISHED Naturalist was travelling in Australia, when he saw a Kangaroo in session and flung a stone at it. The Kangaroo immediately adjourned,...
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The Pavior
2023-12-05AN Author saw a Labourer hammering stones into the pavement of a street, and approaching him said: “My friend, you seem weary. Ambition is a hard task...
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The Tried Assassin
2023-12-05AN Assassin being put upon trial in a New England court, his Counsel rose and said: "Your Honour, I move for a discharge on the ground of 'on...
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The Bumbo of Jiam
2023-12-05THE Pahdour of Patagascar and the Gookul of Madagonia were disputing about an island which both claimed. Finally, at the suggestion of the Internation...
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The Two Poets
2023-12-05Two Poets were quarrelling for the Apple of Discord and the Bone of Contention, for they were very hungry. "My sons," said Apollo, "I w...
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The Thistles upon the Grave
2023-12-05A MIND Reader made a wager that he would be buried alive and remain so for six months, then be dug up alive. In order to secure the grave against secr...