英语幽默小故事-9. Whose Dog Was the Smartest
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Four friends were arguing over whose dog was the smartest. The first man, an engineer, called to his dog, "T Square, show your stuff. " The dog trotted over to a desk, pulled out a paper and pencil, and drew a perfect triangle. The next guy, an accountant, called to his dog, "Slide Rule, go ahead. " The dog went to the kitchen, nibbled opened a bag of cookies and divided the contents into four equal piles. The next man, a chemist, beckoned his dog, Beaker, to show what he could do. The dog went to the fridge, took out a quart of milk and poured out exactly eighty ounces into a measuring cup. The last man was a government worker. "Coffee Break," he hollered to his dog, "go to it. " With that, the dog jumped to his feet, soiled the paper, ate the cookies and drank the milk. Notes: (1) do (show) your stuff显显你的本领；露一手 (2) trot v. 疾走；快步走 (3) triangle n.三角形 (4) accountant n会计 (5) nibble v.轻咬 (6) beckon v.招手令他人走近或跟着来 (7) ounce n.盎司（重量单位，常衡为1/16磅） (8) holler v.喊叫 (9) soil v.弄脏；弄污 Exercises: 根据短文回答问号问题： ① What were the four friends arguing about? ② What did the first man's dog do? ③ How many parts did the second man's dog divide the cookies into? ④ How much milk did the third man's dog pour into the measuring cup? ⑤ Can we find out whose dog was the smartest? 谁的狗最聪明 四个朋友在为谁的狗最聪明而争吵。第一个人是个工程师，他对自己的狗喊道：“T形角，使出你的本领来。”这只狗便跑向一个书桌，拉出一张纸和一支铅笔，画出了一个完美的三角形。 第二个人是个会计。他对他的狗说：“珠算法，上吧。”那狗直奔厨房，用嘴咬开一袋甜饼并把饼分成了四等份。 第三个人是位药剂师。他命令他的狗----量杯，表现一下。但见那狗径直走向冰箱，叼出一瓶牛奶并精确地把八盎司牛奶倒入一个量杯中。 最后一位是政府职员。“休息时间，”他对自己的狗喊叫，“去吧。”话还未落，那狗便跳将起来，踏污了那张纸，吃掉了所有的甜饼，喝光了那杯牛奶。 练习参考答案： ① They were arguing about whose dog was the smartest. ② He drew a perfect triangle. ③ Four. ④ Eight ounces. ⑤ The fourth man's dog was the smartest. |
