英语幽默小故事-She Is Left-handed
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A married couple, both avid golfers, were discussing the future one night. "Honey," the wife said, "if I were to die and you were to remarry, would you two live in this house?" "I suppose so-it's paid for." "How about our car?" continued the woman. "Would the two of you keep that?" "I suppose so-it's paid for. "What about golf clubs? Would you let her use them too?" "Heck, no," the husband blurted out. "She's left-handed. Notes: (1) avid adj.热望的 (2) golfer n.打高尔夫球者 (3) It's paid for理所当然 (4) heck（俚语）地狱（用于感叹句中） (5) blurt out脱口而出 Exercises: 根据短文回答下列问题： ① What were the married couple both keen on? ② What were they doing one night? ③ What would the man do if the woman were to die? ④ What would the man do with their house and car? ⑤ What does the last sentence of the passage imply? 39.她是左撇子 一对已婚夫妇都热心于打高尔夫球。一天夜里，他们在谈论将来。“亲爱的，”妻子说，“如果我死了，而你再婚，你们两个会住在这个房子里吗？” “我想是的----这是理所当然的。” “那我们的汽车呢？”妇人继续问道，“你们两个会留着这辆车吗？” “我想是的----这是理所当然的。” “那我们的球棒呢？你也会让她用吗？” “见鬼，不，”丈夫脱口而出，“她是左撇子。” 练习参考答案： ① They were both keen on playing golf ② They were discussing their future. ③ He would remarry. ④ He would let his new wife live in the house and use the car . ⑤ The husband had a mistress already. |
