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The man was in a hurry to board the airplane and didn't have time to do the paperwork to get his little doggie on board. So the man stashed the pu...

A guy walks into a bar with a small dog. The bartender says, "Get out of here with that dog!"The guy says, "But this isn't just any...

Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call my dog "Sex". Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When...

One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of a sudden, she heard this soft crying from down below. When she landed, she ...

Willie the Whale and his whale girlfriend, Monica, are swimming happily through the ocean when they come upon a boat. On seeing the boat, Willie says,...

There was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three of their neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get ...

It seems that God received a delegation of animals complaining of their lot. They were an elephant, a giraffe, and a hen. The elephant complained, &qu...

Two storks are sitting in their nest - a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying so the father stork is trying to calm him. "Don...

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb chops, please." Amazed, he takes the mon...

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchy little nose. &q...